no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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