she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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