I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
It's just like the Real World with babies
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Oh Jesus.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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