question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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