I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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