I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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