My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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