Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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