He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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