Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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