Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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