Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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