is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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