your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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