It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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