North Korea, Best Korea!
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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