I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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