this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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