Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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