I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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