Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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