Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
as a side note pls kill me
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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