someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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