Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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