It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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