I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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