It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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