do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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