If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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