Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
