Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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