I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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