it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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