You made me cry and you don't even care
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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