I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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