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32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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