I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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