I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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