why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
is wine microwaveable?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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