Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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