just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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