Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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