I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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