she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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