Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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