Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
The power of my boobs compel you
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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