My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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