Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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