theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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