Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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